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Crêpes of Wrath

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Recently it has come to my attention that this blog, once a labor of love, has become a place of neglect; forsaken and collecting cobwebs in its tiny corner of the web. But no more! I’m beginning the resurgence of delicious content today with this tempting and savory mushroom & asparagus crepes. Maybe Doug will be kind enough to add his two cents about how it was created so you too can enjoy it, but for now this will serve as our re-entry to the WordPress world and the savory hackers shall continue to forge ahead!


…Hey everybody! It’s Doug and I’m here to do my part to make sure the cobwebs stay clear (Kendall hates spiders, I don’t).

I would like to preface this with a word of advice. This is inspired by my high school physics teacher Mr. Maclom. He always said “Read everything first, plug-in what you know and the rest is all cookbook.” This lesson has held true in almost everything I do in life and is the reason for many of my successes in life and almost all of my cooking adventures. So, with all of that said, read all of this first, it’s all cookbook from there.

For this recipe there are a few requirements that will make this dish amazing. The first and most important is the company. Secondly, you need to have a disproportionate love of all things french. You can see by the shirt that I’m wearing (a gift from Kendall) that not only am I a geek but I love french art!

DSC_0900Ok, now for the Crepe. First make the crepe. This will require the usual, eggs, milk (or alternative like I use), flour and a touch of vanilla and a pinch of salt. This should come out like a very thin pancake batter. Here is a link to a great recipe for the crepe itself.

Then in a pan, saute some butter. Like a quarter of a stick or so, doesn’t have to be exact. When the butter is starting to bubble, add some chopped mushrooms, size does NOT matter. Add them and when they begin to give up their liquid and smell amazing, add some chicken broth, corn starch and creme (about a 50/50 mix with some corn starch mixed and not lumpy). let this simmer down into a nice creme. You might want to add a variation like adding pepper, lemon or garlic. I however am a purist and love the taste of the mushroom and butter. Let this reduce while you’re doing everything else stirring occasionally.

Pre-heat the oven to 350 degrees.

Now the fun part. When you have your crepes made and you have your sauce prepared, assemble them according to taste. Here is what I did: lay the crepe flat on the plate, add a piece of ham to the bottom, then add the brie on top of that, follow with 2 pieces of asparagus split in half length-wise, then add another piece of ham to the top and roll it like you see above. I did this for all the crepes and arranged them in a pan like a bunch of enchiladas. I then baked them to soften the cheese and get a little bit of crispness on the crepe itself, approximately 3-5 minutes.

Now take them out and lay them on the plate in any visually appealing configuration and top with the mushroom sauce and sprinkle with chives. Ahhh, tres bien!!

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie… that’s Amore!

After winding down a fantastic 2 year anniversary, I decided to make my first deep dish Chicago style pizza. I used my cast iron (because I thought that’s what they did at Giordanos in Chicago). This worked wonderfully!

The first basic step is the dough. I’m not going to give explicit instructions because most people have their own preferred methods but I will give a couple of secrets.

  1. The yeast loves sugar, so I add a tiny bit to the luke-warm water used to activate the yeast.
  2. “Luke-warm” doesn’t mean room temp., and you’re not warming the water for a baby. For best results, use the hottest water possible from the tap.
  3. Add a little extra flavor to the dough. I like to add some bread dipping seasonings or even basil to the flour before I add the water and yeast. I also use the “well” approach as opposed to mixing the yeast in the flour.
  4. I only let it rise once. It will continue to rise a little while it’s in the cast-iron pan waiting for the fillings.
  5. Finally, when kneading it, if the dough doesn’t make your arms tired then it’s not firm enough. Add tiny amounts of flour to the surface and knead in. The dough should have the slightest tackiness to it.

Now that you have your dough, you’ll want to make sure that it doesn’t stick to the pan, so coat the pan with a healthy amount of olive oil.

Then after rolling the dough very thin, lay it in the cast-iron pan like you would any pie crust. Be sure to press out the air bubbles that will likely form under the dough. Cut off the remaining extra dough from around the edges.

Preheat the oven to 500 degrees.

Now comes the fun part, the toppings, or more appropriate for this deep-dish pie, “fillings!”

First start with a thin layer of cheese on the bottom so that the crust will not get ruined by the tomatoes that we are about to add.

Then top the cheese with slices of fresh tomatoes one layer thick. Add some dried basil to the top of the tomatoes.

Now add a good healthy layer of sausage, real or vegan. We like Tofurkey Italian Sausage. I have to admit, I was worried about the sausage breaking down in the sauce and would have preferred the real deal but in the end it worked out just fine.

Then add piles of mushrooms,more dabs of sauce, and some pasta seasonings. Then a layer red peppers and a few more dabs of sauce.

Next add tons of cheese. I mean go nuts with it! If you bought cheep cheese, that’s fine, just don’t go quite as nuts or your pie will be more rubbery than you would probably prefer. I prefer fresh mozzarella.

After you’ve stuffed your pan almost as far as it will go, use the remaining dough to add a top crust to the pie. Be sure to pinch off the border like any sweet pie.

*WARNING* Don’t follow the picture to the right. Bonus points for if you already know why.

What you should do at this point (and I didn’t realize until I was literally placing this 50lb monstrosity of delight into the fires of Mordor) is butter the top of the crust and sprinkle with a little bit of garlic salt. I mistakenly added sauce and cheese to the top before placing it in the oven. This of course burned the cheese on the top early on (but it was still delicious!).

Place your pie in the 500 degree oven and set a timer for 15 minutes. After 15 minutes, drop the temp by 100 degrees and let it go for another 30 minutes.

5 minutes before removing from the oven, top the pie with a little bit of sauce and cheese. Don’t go crazy with the cheese at this point, just a sprinkle a bit of mozzarella and parmesan.

When I took mine out, it didn’t stick to the pan one bit and I could spin it around with ease. Let it cool for 5 mins and then then serve. Here’s a tricky serving method (which I don’t recommend!) but I used a plate to flip the pizza out of the pan. Place the plate on top of the pie, press them together, flip the pie onto the plate, then cover with another plate and flip again.

Bingo-bango, you now have a Chicago style pizza, a happy belly, a fantastic smelling house and a beautiful best friend swooning. We enjoyed our pizza pie with some “Betty Faye” wine from Gregory Vineyards. Slightly sweet with a terrific flavor.

Thanks my love for an amazing 2 years! I can’t wait to see what cooking adventures we will have in the years to come!

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Revisiting Some Favorites

It’s been almost a year exactly since we last made our Dr. Pepper pulled pork, so we celebrated the occasion by changing things up and making our slaw with purple cabbage (or “purple nurple” as we call it)! And since summer is nearly over, we thought we’d enjoy a bit more watermelon while it’s still available.

Hope you had a great summer and are ready to kick off fall! Check back soon, Doug has some great ideas for new recipes, plus we’re going to try to make a Raw Lasagna, as served at Pure Food & Wine in New York. I can’t wait!

We opted for purple coleslaw to complement our pulled porkwich

This salad is so different from the usual side salads, and it’s crazy good.

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Caprese of Love

If you have ten minutes and a few fresh ingredients handy, you have time to make this simple yet delightful sandwich. If you want to add an extra bit of cute to sweep your girl (or guy) off her (or his) feet, start with oval-shaped buns and cut diagonally. Then swap halves to make a heart-shaped treat they are sure to love. And love you for it!

Heart shape or not, this sandwich makes me swoon every time!

We like to stick to the basics and just use fresh mozzarella (note: there is a difference between processed and “fresh mozzarella” cheese), tomato slices, basil, balsamic vinegar, and olive oil.  The buns were basic local grocery bakery buns. White bread, a bit soft, but sturdy enough to hold up under vinegar and tomatoes without falling apart.

Top it off with some Terra Mediterranean chips, and enjoy!

These little buns were perfect for one of my fav sandwiches.

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Salmon and Avocado Ceviche + Watermelon Salad

When Doug and I lived in St. Petersburg, FL, there was a restaurant downtown called Ceviche, which was named for the dish which we had never tried. If you are unfamiliar, ceviche is typically made from fresh raw fish marinated in citrus juices such as lemon or lime. It sounded a little “fishy” to us, but being the savory hacker adventurers we are, we decided to give it a try—and loved it!

It’s summer, and avocados are plentiful! Why not add it to salmon ceviche?

Since we moved back to Michigan for the summer, we decided to make it at home. The important thing is to use fresh, sushi-grade fish. That has the best flavor anyhow. :)

I just love the pattern of Salmon, don’t you?

You’ll need about 1/4lb of salmon per person, and a 1/3 cup of lime juice (about 4-6 limes, depending on size). You need enough juice to submerge all the salmon cubes.

Limes are my favorite flavor of the summer.

Cut up 1/4 cup of red onion slices, and 1/4 cup cilantro, 1/4 tsp sugar, and 2 1/2 tbsp sea salt.  Let the salmon soaking in this mixture for 1-2 hours. How long you let it soak varies from one recipe to another, but if you’re using sushi-grade fish then you are safe, because you could just as soon eat it raw and be just fine.

While you wait, whip up this easy and refreshing melon salad. Just cube some watermelon, toss in feta crumbles, chopped mint, and a tablespoon of olive oil. I wish I had gotten a better shot of it, but it looked so good I didn’t want to wait to eat it!

This might sound wacky, but its so refreshing and delicious!

When the ceviche is ready, drain the excess liquid from the salmon and gently stir in the avocado slices. Allow to rest at room temperature for 15 minutes and then either serve it up in an avocado shell as shown above, or in a martini glass. This had a particularly nice effect when Doug drizzled the balsamic over it. Light, healthy, and gorgeous too. Oh, and did we mention tasty?

Savory hacker Doug added coconut milk and balsamic to his ceviche

Lastly, if you happen to wind up with leftovers, you can toss it in the frying pan the next day and make some quick & easy fish tacos. These were really too good to be called “leftovers”!

Fry up some red peppers and onions too if you prefer a fajita style taco.

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Mini Guac Boats!

Everyone loves fresh Guac at parties, why not put it back in avocado half shells so each person can have their own serving?

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Don’t forget, if you have leftover guacamole you should add the avocado pit back into the mix and the push the Saran wrap all way down so it’s touching the guac. This prevents it from turning brown so quickly. Then you’ll have more to enjoy later! Olé!

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Coconut Curry Chickpeas and Cauliflower

Cauliflower and Chickpea Curry

Vegan delight!

We’ve recently been on a vegan kick, so hats off to this great recipe from the Quick Fix Vegan Cookbook.  This goes great with basmati rice, Doug’s favorite, and chai tea.

  • 1 tablespoon neutral vegetable oil
  • 1 small yellow onion, minced
  • 1 carrot, thinly sliced
  • 3 cups small cauliflower florets (from 1 small cauliflower)
  • 2 tablespoons curry powder or paste, or more 1 (14.5-ounce) can diced tomatoes, drained
  • 1 cup vegetable broth
  • 1½ cups home-cooked chickpeas, or 1 can, drained and rinsed
  • 1 cup frozen peas 1 (13-ounce) can unsweetened coconut milk
  • ½ teaspoon salt Freshly ground black pepper

Heat the oil in a large saucepan over medium heat. Add the onion, cover, and cook until softened, about 5 minutes. Stir in the carrot, cauliflower, and curry powder to taste. Add the tomatoes and broth, cover, and cook until the vegetables are softened, about 10 minutes. Stir in the chickpeas, peas, coconut milk, salt, and pepper to taste. Cook uncovered until the flavors are well blended and the mixture thickens slightly, about 10 minutes longer. Serve hot, with basmati rice & a splash of lime juice. Serves 4.

Recipe from Robertson, Robin (2011-10-04). Quick-Fix Vegan: Healthy Homestyle Meals in 30 Minutes or Less (Kindle Locations 975-982). Andrews McMeel Publishing LLC. Kindle Edition.

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Eat like a King! Broiled Lobster with Mediterranean Sides

Lobster tail, Asparagus, rice, tabouli, roasted garlic

Lobster Tail Feast!

If a picture is worth a thousand words, than surely a taste is worth a million. I didn’t grow up on lobster tail so I really didn’t know what to expect from this dish. It started because Fresh Market was having a sale on lobster tails for only $6 a piece.

Lobster tail, butter, salt, pepper, paprika, bread crumbs

Above: warm butter blended by hand with a fork, sea salt, paprika, bread crumbs, & fresh pepper. (Trust me, it’s fresh, even if I didn’t grow up on a pepper farm).

The recipe is really simple because most of the wow factor comes from the sheer fact that you are about to eat lobster. When we picked up the lobster tails, they were frozen. Let them thaw slowly in cold water over several hours. Don’t rush it or you break the cells down further and ruin the taste.

Split the lobster tail in half

Cut down the top of the tail, then grab it lengthwise and squeeze towards the bottom to open the shell further. This makes it easy to pull out the meat that’s inside. At first I had just reached in with my fingers and tried to pry it out the meat; and  while that did work, it turned out to be much more difficult.

By making a slit down the center, you can then fan out the meat and spread it over the top of the shell. This gives you a nice platform to add the butter, paprika and breadcrumbs.

The recipe I was following called for several tablespoons of softened butter. So I added a lot of butter… too much really. Lobster has such a sweet delicate taste of its own, that the gobs of butter almost masked the lobster altogether.  Lesson learned, next time I’m going to only use minimal butter and let the lobster speak for itself.

Once the tails are prepped,  pop them into the pre-heated over at 350 degrees for about 18-20 mins. The final color should not have anything translucent, it should all be a solid white.

The Accompaniments

Roasted garlic is a great ingredient to many recipes, but it can also double as a tasty side dish. Pull off as much of the dry garlic skin as possible, cut the top flat and sprinkle with olive oil and pepper, maybe a dash of salt. Then wrap them in tin foil, and place in oven for 20 minutes. Delicious!

Kendall made some fresh tabouli salad for a side. You can buy a pre-made tabouli salad mix that calls for only olive oil and water, but we recommend also adding your own fresh parsley, tomato, and lemon juice.

Next we roasted some asparagus with salt, pepper and Fustini’s Sage & Wild Mushrooms Olive Oil. Take care not to over-cook it, as it’s always better with a little crunch.

And finally we threw in some rice with italian herbs, olive oil and green olives on top.

Broiled lobster tail, rice, tabouli, asparagus, roasted garlic.

Lobster tail tastes like a million bucks, but isn’t too difficult to prepare at home.

This dish was fun to make, easy and well worth it! I have to say that this was one of my favorite dishes that we have made so far. It will definitely make the cut and will be something that we use to entertain guests with in the future!

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Crêpes!

In American culture, pancakes are a common tradition among families, churches, and pretty much any organization looking to attract kids. (Remember Breakfast with Santa?) And as good as pancakes are, it’s funny to me that crêpes, their delectable cousin, are so uncommon. After all, they’re just a tad thinner, and a tad more delicious. Perhaps people are intimidated by them because they seem harder to make? Or is it because they’re French and we can barely pronounce them? Maybe if we called them “Freedom Cakes” they would gain notoriety. ;)

All kidding aside, crêpes are really are easy to make, and you can do it at home. A good pan is really important to the process, and we’ve found that our cast iron skillet does a bang-up job!

Breakfast scramble crepe with lemon caper sauce & berries

We call this the Breakfast Scramble Crêpe. Add scrambled egg, ham, mozzarella, & a touch of fancy homemade lemon caper sauce & berries on the side.

Be sure that your skillet is nice and hot when you begin, and don’t be afraid to sacrifice a bit of batter for the first trial crêpe that soaks up any residual flavor on your conditioned skillet. Grease the skillet with a dab of butter so your crêpes won’t stick.

The trick is to pour just enough batter into the pan to cover the bottom. Then use the flat bottom of a measuring cup to smooth the batter out and around the pan. Once it has cooked through enough to flip, give it a toss and cook the other side just for a minute or two. Pop it out of the pan and add your favorite toppings. Remember, crêpes can be sweet or savory, so go wild!

Berries & Nutella Crepe

Nutella and berries make a simply divine treat!

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Bi-Bim-Bop Bowls

Any savory hacker worth his (or her) salt loves a good hearty bowl of Bi-Bim-Bop. This Bi-Bim-Bop will knock your socks off unless you cut back on your Sriracha, however this is not suggested.

So here is how I’m doing it. I begin with some cilantro lime rice like they serve at Chipotle.

Cilantro Lime Rice

Cilantro Lime Rice

That goes in the bottom of the bowl. Then I saute some meat (or tofu) and add some Veri-Teriyaki.

Sauce

The Sauces: Veri-Teriyaki and Sriracahhhhh!!

Once the meat is cooked, I add a little pepper oil and then toss in my stir-fry veggies. I like to use red and yellow peppers, zucchini, squash, mushrooms and onions. Add the mushrooms last so that they stay fresh and don’t give up their juices.

Assembly

Assembly

Once this is done, set it aside and get the pan real hot. Add a fair amount of oil and fry two eggs. You can serve the eggs anyway that you prefer. I like to do them over-easy. When the eggs are done, set them aside and begin to prepare your dish. Add rice to the bottom of the bowl, then add some shredded cabbage… Oh wait, what’s this???

Bi-Bim-Bop Cabbage Cup!

Bi-Bim-Bop Cabbage Cup!

Cabbage leaves are the EXACT same size as bowls? Forget the title of this post. No longer will it be Bi-Bim-Bop Bowls  It will now be called Bi-Bim-Bop Cabbage Cups!

Add your veggies and meat I often at this stage like to add a little more Veri-Teriyaki to the dish. Now place your fried eggs on everything and add some sliced avocado.

Rolling the goods

Rolling the goods

Garnish with a little Sriracha sauce (or a lot as I prefer). Serve with a smile and enjoy with great company!

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