Pork - First clean the pork, no one enjoys chewing through a ton of fat. Once clean, stab with fork a bunch. Rub with salt and pepper. Add italian seasoning to the top. Wrap in bacon and cut the extra off. Brown the wrapped tenderloin so the bacon is more crisp. When your done, Place on cooking stone and bake at 350 till inside temp reaches 170. Usually about 30-40 mins. Pull out and slice. Serve over magic sauce.
Magic Sauce - Miracle HaWhip and Sriracha sauce (if you don’t know it, find it… NOW!). I’ll let you determine your heat.
Asparagus - Broil with olive oil, salt and pepper until slightly crisp.
Potatoes - Ziplock bag, olive oil, diced potatoes and Lipton french onion seasoning… Bake (not in the ziplock).